Squirrels annoy us,
My sister and me.
They trespass our yard
and they play in our tree.
But pretty soon squirrels
will pay for their crimes,
‘cause we’re practicing.
Watch; we will learn how to climb.
-Chocolate
Stupid Squirrels
About Me
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated puppy Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel.