Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Honk if you’ve heard this one

When I see a good friend
on the street (other side)
I know enough not to
run there to say hi.

In between are those things
that are loud, fast, and smelly
and dangerous, too;
they could turn me to jelly.

I’ve ridden inside them myself
so I know
that they’re not really real;
they can just stop and go.

The humans believe
that they need ’em, I guess,
I don’t think they are worth it;
they leave a huge mess.

-Chocolate



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.