From my privileged position
as a dog of ease and wealth,
I shall add my observations
on the world’s state of health.
You humans seem to ideate
that wealth means one is smart.
I’m better off than anyone
And have this to impart:
You guys are often kindly
but you’re just as often nuts.
You tie up those big minds of yours
in silly, made-up knots.
Remember all your happiness
when cuddled by your mother?
Just stop your petty meanness
and be nice to one another.
I live a life of luxury
that you can have as well:
Humans could be happy too
(although you still can’t smell).
-Chocolate
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