Full-body massage
makes me give a big wag.
I sprawl on my carpet
(a thick comfy shag)
and my staff of pet humans
with their pampering whirl
means I feel like the
happiest pup in the world.
-Chocolate
Aaahhhhh
About Me
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.