Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Being a good pet owner

If you have a human
take good care of him or her
You have to keep them nice and warm
because they have no fur.

We dogs must pay attention
or communications fail;
I think it’s ’cause their ears are flat
and they’ve no handy tail.

But all the trouble’s worth it
If you keep one as a pet.
I myself have several;
a matching human set!

-Chocolate



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I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated puppy Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel.