Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Stories

  • In which Christopher Robin is Nidifugous

    Winnie the Pooh was stumping along the path to Piglet’s house when he heard someone say “hello”. “Hullo,” he said, looking around to try to see who he might be talking to. “It’s a nice day, isn’t it,” said the voice. “Well,” said Pooh, “it’s turning into a puzzling sort of day.” “Don’t you like… Continue reading

  • In which an unusual search bears fruit

    Otter came out of his front door one morning, thinking about a long, fun slide into the river, when he was surprised to see a newcomer nearby.  “Oh, hello,” he said, introducing himself. “I’m Otter.” The newcomer had a long, droopy face and very long droopy ears. He turned out to have a low, droopy… Continue reading

  • In which waffling and waffles are waffled

    “The thing is, Pooh,” said Christopher Robin, “the thing is that I just can’t decide.” “Decide about what, Christopher Robin?” asked Pooh, who hadn’t really been listening. “About butter and syrup or strawberries, silly old bear,” said Christopher Robin kindly. “I was just saying I’m going to have a nice waffle to eat, and I… Continue reading

  • In which Paws are neither East nor West

    “Have you noticed, Pooh, which paw you use the most?” Piglet had been looking at his own paws all morning long, peering at one and then peering at the other.  “No, Piglet,” said Pooh, “I suppose I use the one that’s closest to the hunny.” “Well I think,” said Piglet, thinking, “that everybody has a… Continue reading

  • In which Turtle and Otter discuss…something

    Winnie-the-Pooh had just stepped outside his front door after breakfast when he saw Otter and Turtle coming up the path toward his house.  “Hullo, Pooh,” called Otter. “You’re just the bear we need.” “Good morning,” said Turtle, “I wonder, Pooh, if you could help us with something?” “Hullo Otter, hullo Turtle,” said Pooh. “I was… Continue reading

  • In which Very Unusual Animals visit

    Winnie-the-Pooh was sitting next to Piglet in a warm patch of sunlight. They were watching the river flow slowly past. “Piglet,” said Pooh, “watching the river makes me think of a little hum.” “It does, Pooh?” said Piglet. “Is it because of the animals on that raft that just floated around the bend?” “I don’t… Continue reading

  • Able Whackets

    Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet were standing on the bridge, watching the water calmly flow by underneath, when Pooh said “Piglet, I was just thinking about a hum. Would you like to hear it?” “Oh yes, please,” said Piglet, who always liked the hums Pooh made up.  “It’s not really finished,” said Pooh, “but I thought that… Continue reading

  • In which Rabbit wears a Mask

    Winnie the Pooh was tidying up the pots of honey in his cupboard one day when there came a knock at his door. He stumped over and opened it only to be quite startled by who — or what — was on his doorstep. It was an animal that looked mostly like Rabbit, except for… Continue reading

  • In which “Pillaloo” is Invoked

    Rabbit, because he had such big ears, was the first to hear the Strange Sound carried on the breeze through the Hundred Acre Wood. “What was that?” he said suddenly.  Eeyore, who also had very sensitive ears, said “probably mud.” Pooh hadn’t heard anything, so all he said was “What was what, Rabbit?” Piglet had… Continue reading

  • In which Rabbit organdizes an Outing

    “The problem is, Piglet,” said Pooh, “the problem is that I’m not sure about how many.” “How many what, Pooh?” asked Piglet. They were in Pooh’s house, Getting Ready.  “How many pots of hunny, Piglet. I shall want a Little Something when we are on Rabbit’s outing, and a pot of hunny is just the… Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated puppy Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel.