If you notice
When I’m chewin’,
Dental health is
What I’m doin’.
Every day I have a chew;
That’s why my teeth all look brand new.
My family tells me now and then
I’ve chewed what’s theirs, and don’t again.
I only listen when I please;
I’m watching out for cavities!
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.