Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Chocolate, DDS

If you notice 
When I’m chewin’, 

Dental health is
What I’m doin’.

Every day I have a chew;
That’s why my teeth all look brand new.

My family tells me now and then
I’ve chewed what’s theirs, and don’t again.

I only listen when I please;
I’m watching out for cavities!

-Chocolate



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated puppy Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel.