My hurry up and go-ness
Is annoyed by human slowness
They simply lack velocity!
This earns my animosity.
-Chocolate
C’mon, man!
About Me
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.