You know my opinion of squirrels:
they’re as stupid as stupid can be.
There are lots of kinds of creatures
But squirrels? The worst, says me.
My humans
(you know, those guys with thumbs)
turned on Dog TV
and boy was it dumb.
They claimed it would give me
an interest boost
but I think
the thing is squirrel-produced.
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.
Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.