Pylimitics

I’m a young dog at the start of the day
but the things I have learned are not new.
Like “humans can sleep altogether too late
and neglect all the stuff they should do.”

They can sleep pretty hard
but a lick in their ear
will wake them right up;
Yes, it works! Never fear!

Then they’re handy with doors
and to reach a high shelf
Which is good, ’cause my breakfast?
It won’t make itself!

-Chocolate