Their rules are pedantic,
Their feet are gigantic.
Among their many epic fails,
They’ve somehow gone and lost their tails.
For all their talk of giant brains
It’s hard to teach them woofs or yelps
It’s a wonder how they still remain;
That’s why they really need my help.
In spite of what I once intended
I found some I’ve close-befriended;
We like each other quite a lot.
Humans! Never woulda thought.
-Chocolate
