I am modest;
self-effacing
But really, I’m the best
at chasing!
Squirrels I am
always beating,
until those trees
(and climbing’s cheating).
As for Hayley,
I’m quicker, but
she’s sneaky
with her shorty cuts.
With humans,
I win every time
When there’s a chase
the win is mine!
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.