I like humans pretty well
they’re nicer than I used to think.
Their hygiene though!
They cannot tell,
But some of those guys really stink.
The worstest scents,
which should be banned,
they do on purpose
with a can.
-Chocolate
If Only They Had Good Noses
About Me
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.