I’m an excellent match
With my humans;
I picked them carefully.
I tell them what
They should think and should do
And they go along cheerfully.
They often believe
That they have ideas
Which really they get from me,
But that part’s a secret
Which we won’t tell.
I’m glad that you agree.
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.