I’m a runner,
I’m a jumper,
I’m a wagger;
tail thumper
I like things
to happen snappy.
When they do
I’m very happy.
Only one thing
bugs me: waiting.
That’s the only thing
I’m hating.
Besides that stupid squirrel; I’ll catch him one of these days.
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.