Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Morning Dog

I’m a morning dog
and I get up at six.
My humans do grumble
but I have my tricks.

A pat on the ear
and a lick on the feet
when they try to pretend
that they still are asleep.

But it’s time to get up!
Take me out; that’s my goal.
And while I’m outside,
Breakfast please! In my bowl!

When I’ve run and I’ve stretched
and come in and been fed,
The next thing I want
Is to go back to bed.

-Chocolate



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.