Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


No Sitting Around

There are humans in my family
a couple are quite small.
MY little ones are not so bad,
but I do not like them all.

Today it was annoying;
I thought I was getting walked,
but instead we just went outside and I sat
and my full-size human just talked.

Two words came up more than seven times:
the words were “school” and “bus.”
And finally I found out what was going on;
One small was coming home to us.

But I didn’t like it, no I did not,
In fact it’s a thing I am hating.
I don’t mean the school, the small, or the bus;
What I really can’t stand is waiting.

-Chocolate



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated puppy Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel.