Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


  • Sorry, not sorry

    I like my gamesto be the same.I always returnthe way I came. This frees my mindto contemplatephilosophiesin aggregate. Annoyance whenthings deviatecan turn my actionsreprobate. I do not meanto be the bearerof bad dogness;it’s just my terror coming outwhen things surprise —so in advance:I apologize. -Chocolate Continue reading

  • September 15

    September 15 features a wide range of holidays and observances, some of them fairly unusual. First of all, of course, it’s global Free Money Day. The idea is simple; you just give away money (generally two bills or two coins) to strangers, or leave it someplace it will be found. You can share physically or… Continue reading

  • My morning routine

    A stretch and a shakeis a move that I makefirst thing in the morningas soon as I wake. Then out for a runand some other quick fun,a drink and some breakfast —my day’s well begun. -Chocolate Continue reading

  • This title is a placeholder

    The names “John Doe” and “Jane Doe” are placeholders used in legal documents to represent people whose names are either unknown or can’t be revealed. There’s a word for placeholders like that: “kadigan.” And there are other kadigans besides Jane and John.  Blackacre is a kadigan for a piece of property, like an acre of… Continue reading

  • September 14

    September 14, 1914, marked the birth of Clayton Moore — The Lone Ranger. His real name was Jack — not short for anything; just Jack Moore. He started using the stage name Clayton around 1940 when he was working as a stuntman and extra in movies as well as doing modeling work.  Moore enlisted in… Continue reading

  • September 13

    It’s September 13, and as everybody in Great Missenden knows, September 13 has Rules. There are 8 of them.  JUST ADD CHOCOLATE is the first rule. This is something that Milton Hershey took to heart in 1900 when he started manufacturing chocolate bars. He had already sold his first company — which made caramel —… Continue reading

  • For your trouble, here’s a gowpen

    At various times and places throughout history, it’s been difficult to get your hands on whatever passed for “official” money. It could have been because there just wasn’t any such thing at the time, or because there just wasn’t a means for manufacturing whatever it was supposed to be — often, but not always, metal… Continue reading

  • Some of my favorite things

    Scratching of earsis a very good practiceby humans who learn it —and also the fact isthat me and my dog palslove things that are smelly,and crunchies, and playtime, andrubs on our bellies.And another good thingthat we all think is funnyIs chasing a fluff-headedtrespassing bunny. -Chocolate Continue reading

  • Walter B. Gibson

    Not many people are aware of the link between magic — I mean, the kind of illusions a stage magician performs — and writing, particularly fiction. The link is made explicit by the writers who find Henning Nelms’ book Magic and Showmanship: A Handbook for Conjurers to be full of good advice for storytelling as… Continue reading

  • September 12

    On September 12, 1910, in the Neue Musik-Festhalle (a newly-built hall in Munich with 3,200 seats) an orchestra of 171 instruments and a choir of 852 singers performed Gustav Mahler’s Symphony Number 8 for the first time. The organizers — including Mahler himself — had started at the beginning of the year recruiting choirs and… Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

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