I don’t want to say
that my humans are slow,
but so many things
they just don’t seem to know.
Things that are clear
to my sister and me
to the humans
are just one big mystery.
Could it be due
to their smallness of nose,
or their miniature ears,
Or no tails, do you ‘spose?
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.