I’m sorry to say
Your luck is bad
If you’re not a dog like me.
We are better
Than anything else;
A dog is the best you can be.
I have the best life can offer.
I do what I want
When I choose.
So it’s too bad you’re not me
But hey,
As they say “you snooze, you lose.”
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.