My humans make up silly stories
just to help them fret and worry;
They don’t listen when I say
“Come on outside, relax and play.”
It’s like they’d rather moan and talk
instead of going for a walk —
I have to growl before I’m done
to make those dodos have some fun.
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.
Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.