Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


  • Pulicidal, pulcivorous, zoilist, phtheirophagous persons

    In 1863, the Lady’s Newspaper of London printed a letter that’s gone down in the annals of insulting texts as a classic. It was from somebody called “J. Hooker,” and although it’s not really known who that might have been, there’s some speculation that it was Joseph Dalton Hooker, who was a well-known biologist of… Continue reading

  • Tick tock

    Dogs like me, we know the time;we do not need a clock.I know, you see, when breakfast’s dueand when we take a walk. I do enjoy my schedule;I like a set routine.It helps me feel relaxed and safeif you know just what I mean. My new friend Birdie likes her mealsto come when she awaits,But… Continue reading

  • On the beach

    If you find yourself on a desert island without a boat, what you are is “stranded.” On the face of it, that seems like an unusual term to use for that situation; why not “trapped” or something? By the way, if your pirate crew got tired of always having to let you win at Scrabble… Continue reading

  • The Web is social media

    Replicating SMS messages in a monolithic silo bought by a delusional megalomaniac, or another monolithic silo owned by an insecure sociopath, or even another monolithic silo not (yet) owned by some ultrarich control freak is not really very useful. Take more time to consider what you write. Take more time to consider what you read… Continue reading

  • Emergent behavior in human organizations

    Responding to a hilarious headline, Meta warns that it will fire leakers in leaked memo, John Gruber observes that “company cultures are infused by the personalities of their founders. Meta employees have no scruples surrounding the privacy of internal communications because, by definition, they’re the sort of people who never saw any problem with Meta’s… Continue reading

  • February 1

    It’s the beginning of Black History Month. The month was first commemorated in 1970 at Kent State University.  It rose to official US recognition in 1976 when President Gerald Ford made it part of the  United States Bicentennial year. It’s now also celebrated in Canada and Germany. February is also American Heart Month in the US, LGBT History Month… Continue reading

  • Archiloquy of the Day

    Here’s a sentence you’d be unlikely to encounter nowadays. “It was noscible in the village that the oporopolist’s stall was often closed because of his fondness for riviation.” You’d be unlikely to encounter it because “noscible,” “oporopolist,” and “riviation” are all words that were once in general use in English, but haven’t been heard from… Continue reading

  • What Nietzsche Knew

    Friedrich Nietzsche lived from 1844 to 1900, so he never heard of the orange baby, but he clearly knew of people like it. In Human, All Too Human: A Book for Free Spirits, he wrote: “You gave him an opportunity of showing greatness of character and he did not seize it. He will never forgive… Continue reading

  • …airless post-human convenience… 

    “The immediate circumstances of the AI industry changed dramatically for its incumbent powers just days after Andreessen’s post due to the furor around the Chinese AI technology DeepSeek, whose success raised the question of whether you actually need $500 billion worth of infrastructure and world-historic energy consumption in order to make a fun little tool… Continue reading

  • A merment of your time?

    To ”ferment” something means to institute a biochemical process where carbon dioxide and alcohol are synthesized. Fermentation is a step in the creation of wine, vodka, whiskey, and the like. On the other hand, to ”foment” has to do with people; you might ”foment a dispute” or even ”foment rebellion” — that latter phrase is… Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

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