Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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  • Ronald’s Nighttime Study

    Ronald stayed up far into the night studying the automaton’s description of the system that powered it. It had been Professor Q’s innovation, and one which he had not shared with Ronald. Still, he wanted to present the professor with the solution to the puzzle of how Doctor Witherspoon’s pocketwatch-sized device had disabled Elektra. Ronald… Continue reading

  • Not a beadle

    A “beadle” used to be a minor official, particularly in England. The word has been around for centuries, although by now it’s mostly obsolete. In all that time it’s been used in various ways, from a “herald” — sort of a town crier who shouted out the latest news or proclamations — to a person… Continue reading

  • Charles Farrar Browne

    If you enjoy comedy clubs, humor in general, and standup comedians in particular, you’ll be ready to celebrate today. It’s the 190th anniversary of Charles Farrar Browne, who’s considered to be the first standup comedian and was a well-known humorist in the 1800s.  He was born Charles Brown, without the “e,” in a small town… Continue reading

  • Dr. Witherspoon’s Appointments

    Doctor Witherspoon, having arisen at his usual hour and dawdled over his newspaper, his breakfast, and the day’s wardrobe, was forced to ask the driver of the steam taxi to hurry to Harrow’s in order not to be late to his first appointment. Harrow’s was the financial institution — considerably more than just a bank,… Continue reading

  • No muttering

    Here’s an English-language oddity; you can utter words, and the words you utter can be utter nonsense! That’s right, “utter” and “utter” are utterly different words.  Well, maybe not utterly different. They are different words, but they come from the same source: the Old English word “uttera,” which was the adjective form of “ut” (by… Continue reading

  • Widows in the hood

    A few centuries ago you probably would have worn weeds. Not that people were wandering around wrapped in thistle leaves — “weed” used to mean a garment, like this reference from the 1400s: “I am wrappyd in a wurthy weed.” It’s a very old word that came from the predecessors to Old English: Old Frisian, Old… Continue reading

  • Howard Garis

    There are plenty of widely known books, book series, and characters written for children. Howard Garis may have written more of them than anybody.  Garis was born in New York state on April 25, 1873. As an adult he moved to Newark, New Jersey and worked for a while as a reporter for the Newark… Continue reading

  • Franz and Imelda

    The next morning, Imelda and Fritz were in the laboratory early, well before Doctor Witherspoon had even awakened. This was normal, of course; one of the eccentricities cultivated by inventors — especially the more wealthy of them, which certainly fitted Witherspoon — was rising late and dallying over eggs, bacon, toast, and tea while reading… Continue reading

  • Hypercorrection

    “Hypercorrection” is the tendency to take a grammatical rule (sometimes a real rule, sometimes imaginary) and extend it via a mistaken analogy. I’m sure you’ve encountered this. It’s behind the idea of changing “doubtless” (a perfectly good word) to “doubtlessly” (not a word), and when you have a word like “ignoramus,” pluralizing it as “ignorami”… Continue reading

  • Busting Blocks

    The year is edging toward summer, the season for blockbuster movie releases. One of the seasons, at least; another raft of the things shows up around Christmastime. Take a look at the Hollywood movies of years ago, though, and you’ll notice that the business has changed drastically. In the 1920s and 1930s, studios cranked out… Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer (among other things) located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. No surprise, she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity. You can also find some of my minor software projects at GitHub. Nothing very impressive. I mostly write tiny utilities in Python.

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