Pylimitics

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  • August 16

    August 16, 1896 was a big day in the Klondike. Skookum Jim Mason, George Carmack, and Dawson Charlie discovered gold on Rabbit Creek, a small(ish) stream feeding into the Klondike River. “Skookum Jim Mason” and “Dawson Charlie” were aliases — but not for any nefarious reasons. Skookum Jim’s real name was Keish, and Dawson Charlie… Continue reading

  • No Catcalls, Please

    Dog was unusually excited when she knocked on Hare’s door that day.  “Guess what!” she said, tail wagging at full speed. “Guess what! I’m going to be in a play! In the town!” “That’s great,” said Hare, who hadn’t had a chance to guess after all. He had been going to guess that Ferret was… Continue reading

  • Ronald’s Nighttime Study

    Ronald’s Nighttime Study Ronald stayed up far into the night studying the automaton’s description of the system that powered it. It had been Professor Q’s innovation, and one which he had not shared with Ronald. Still, he wanted to present the professor with the solution to the puzzle of how Doctor Witherspoon’s pocketwatch-sized device had… Continue reading

  • Hoosegow

    People’s interactions are what drives the evolution of language, and the things that are common in a society tend to be the things that generate new words. The beginnings are often found as slang in a particular segment of the population, then some of the slang is adopted more widely. Incarceration is a more prominent… Continue reading

  • Banter

    Jonathan Swift was a writer in the 1600s and 1700s who’s still famous for satire. He wrote “Gulliver’s Travels,” which nowadays most people think is a children’s story about a guy who somehow ends up in a land full of little tiny people, the Lilliputians. Really, though, the story about the Lilliputians is just one… Continue reading

  • Born Today: George Klein

    Canada doesn’t get enough credit for all the things that have been invented there. For instance, the electric wheelchair, the surgical stapler, skis for airplanes landing in snow, early all-terrain vehicles (the “Weasel” was his design; it’s also amphibious), the first nuclear reactor built outside the US (and to a new and unique design), and… Continue reading

  • August 15

    August 15 is a popular day for countries to declare or attain independence. Today is Independence Day in Korea, commemorating independence from Japan in 1945. It’s the same day in South and North Korea, but in South Korea it’s called “Independence Day,” while in North Korea it’s “Fatherland Liberation Day.” It’s Independence Day in India,… Continue reading

  • Letters from a Stranded Train

    Lecturer EamorieDepartment of AntiquitiesByronton UniversityAP Box 2 Dear Professor, I’m sorry to inform that I will be delayed in reaching the Institute; I was riding the evening train to Byronton when it unexpectedly lost its forward locomotion. We (that is to say the passengers) were informed (that is to say, by the conductor) that there… Continue reading

  • Having your druthers

    Word of the day: druthers There’s an English phrase — primarily an Americanism — that you may not have encountered, at least not recently. If I had my druthers, of course, people would still use it all the time, but its use has always tended to be regional (used more in the southern states), and… Continue reading

  • Cantrev

    If you’re interested in ancient tales set in the British Isles, and you’ve already read Beowulf, you might turn to the Irish Táin Bó Cúailnge or the Welsh Mabinogion. There’s a certain structure pretty common to epic stories from thousands of years ago; they’re a bit like super hero comics. There’s someone extraordinary who performs… Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer (among other things) located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. No surprise, she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

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Tales from the Forest

Quarantined; A Book of Days