Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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  • July 25

    One of the things you learn in school in the US is that the Revolutionary War took place in North America, mostly involved colonial troops versus the British (or their mercenaries), and ended when George Washington defeated General Cornwallis at Yorktown in 1781. Not a single one of those things are true.  The final battle Continue reading

  • Those are not from there

    Guinea pigs are a bit of a puzzle, terminology-wise. They’re rodents, not pigs. They’re not from Guinea, either; they were first found in South America — or rather, their ancestors were; the guinea pigs that are now pets have been domesticated enough that they differ quite a bit from the wild variety. Not quite to Continue reading

  • Madame X

    We should have a party — but keep it confidential, with a very carefully vetted guest list — because today is the anniversary of the birth of Madame X.  Madame X was not her real name, of course. She was born Agnes Meyer in 1889, in a small town in Illinois in the US. Her Continue reading

  • Bigger than a puddle

    One thing about English is that the number of words it includes has gotten completely out of hand. Although there isn’t any way to figure out what the actual total is (it’s not that easy to decide what counts as a word), there are probably at least 250,000. There are even estimates as high as Continue reading

  • The Scent of July 23

    If you buy a popular product, at least in the US, there’s a chance that if it sounds like it’s named after someone (like Mrs. Butterworth’s maple syrup, or Francesco Rinaldi Italian foods), there was either no such person or sometimes a completely unrelated person. For example, the Dr. Pepper carbonated drink might be named Continue reading

  • July 24

    Twenty-five dollars per month. That was all. It wasn’t an inconsequential sum; that provided a measure of reassurance. But now it was 1895, which made him 33 years old, and he was sure his friends would say to him “Bill! Bill Porter! You’re a family man now, and you’ve just moved to Houston. Will $25 Continue reading

  • Don’t worry, be….

    One of the bewilderingly many ways to form words in English is by prepending “be-.” That is, the syllable “be” is put in front of another word, which then becomes a new word. If English was read top to bottom instead of left to right, of course, the modified, bespoke word would be beneath the Continue reading

  • July 23

    The New Jersey Turnpike isn’t just a single road; it’s a combination of toll highways running throughout the state. It took two years to build the 117-mile-long main part of the road, including rest areas. Each area is named after someone with some identifiable connection with New Jersey.  The names on the rest areas are Continue reading

  • The waif waived

    Here’s a pair of words that are occasionally confused: “waive” (to voluntarily give up the right to something) and “waif” (an orphaned child — this one is a bit archaic at this point). The interesting thing about this pair of words is that although their meanings are quite distinct, ithey’re pretty closely related.  The words Continue reading

  • ’tis but a puddle!

    One thing about English is that the number of words it includes has gotten completely out of hand. Although there isn’t any way to figure out what the actual total is (it’s not that easy to decide what counts as a word), there are probably at least 250,000. There are even estimates as high as Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.

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