Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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  • I’ll be on the deck

    In about the middle of the 1700s in England, two architectural styles became very popular. One was gothic, and the other could be best described as sort of fake Chinese. That is, buildings, bridges, and the like were designed to look like they were from China, to people who had never been to China. In Continue reading

  • Dwile flonking

    Any number of words and phrases have entered English from various sports, from being “on deck” meaning the next in line (that’s from baseball) to loads of others. But other words have stayed within the confines of their respective games. In some cases this is probably a good thing.  Take, for example, the words “jobanowl,” Continue reading

  • Egg-zactly

    In William Caxton’s 1490 translation of the “Aeneid” (specifically in the prologue), there is this line: “Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, egges, or eyren? Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage.” The line illustrates a controversy of the time: which word was going to Continue reading

  • A good egg

    If you’ve been to (or live in) the midwestern section of the US, you’ve probably seen or even visited a Bob Evans restaurant. As you might expect, the restaurants are named after the founder, Bob Evans, who was born May 30, 1918.  Evans didn’t originally set out to be a restauranteur; he was a farmer. Continue reading

  • The Curious Incident of the Lawnmower

    It so happens that for the past year or two our family has included two dogs of mixed, and, to us, unknown ancestry. To the casual observer, or even the diligent analyst, they share very little in appearance. They arrived quite separately, but since becoming housemates have bonded closely and become inseparable. I had made Continue reading

  • Who needs more than 3 letters

    Most obscure words are sesquipedalian — that is, they’re long, multisyllabic constructions that might just be obscure because most people can’t remember them. Surely there can’t be very many extremely short words — say, just three letters — that most people haven’t heard of? Well…let’s have a look.  Some short words have to do with Continue reading

  • Stuff overboard!

    It’s not unusual to see the phrase “flotsam and jetsam” used just like it was in 1884: “A mania for buying all sorts of flotsam and jetsam.” That’s always the phrase, in that order. “Jetsam and flotsam” just wouldn’t sound the same. And you hardly ever see “flotsam” without “jetsam,” even though they’re really not the same Continue reading

  • If I had a ladder

    There’s a very handy tool for anybody who needs to reach things like the top of a high wall, the high ceiling of a house, branches of trees that are out of reach. It’s been around for millennia: the ladder. But to use a ladder, you have to have something sturdy to lean it against Continue reading

  • Say aaahhhh

    English has a problem with vowels; there aren’t enough of them. That’s one reason why English spelling is so ridiculous; you’ve got to cope with “long” vowel sounds like the “a” in “fame” or the “i” in “ice”, as well as “short” vowel sounds like the “a” in “father” or the “i” in “trick”. But Continue reading

  • Get off my lawn!

    “Old fogey”is indeed pretty old. Nowadays, of course, it means somebody well up in years whose attitudes and opinions tend to be outdated — sometimes to the extent of being funny. If some old codger is heard complaining about “the kids today,” that’s a sure sign of an old fogey.  In the 1700s, a “fogey” Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.

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