I’m sorry to have to
say this to you
but there might have been problems
at some random zoo.
The problems with humans
have not been abated
so squirrels and humans?
They must be related!
You know about squirrels;
each one is a dope.
And humans, it seems,
can’t learn to say “nope.”
When they’re given a choice
between dopey and silly
I’ve seen them be senselessly
dense, willy nilly!
The answer: for starters,
us creatures much smarter
will from now on direct,
judge, review, and inspect.
So, you two-legged readers,
if you want to be leaders
on some day yet to come,
Follow dogs; don’t be dumb!
-Chocolate
