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Bored of peace?

The traitorous right in the US (and maybe elsewhere) has for decades wanted to get rid of the United Nations. The latest attempt is the “Board of Peace” spun up out of nowhere by the orange baby. It’s redundant, ridiculous, and amateurish, like practically everything these slimeballs do. The logo shows not the world, but just North America. It’s painted gold, of course, because the orange baby likes shiny things. Stylized olive branches copy pasted from the UN logo. And of course the orange baby is in charge, inviting and disinviting national leaders on the basis of his latest whine or tantrum.

Remembering that the orange baby cheats its way to winning golf tourneys at its commercial golf courses, what do you want to bet that within a year or so there will be some sort of Grand Imperial Board of Peace Award That’s Better In Every Way than the “Noble” Peace Prize? A new way to cheat to get a prize; make your own. Will probably even come with a cash award (yuuuugely bigger than the “Noble” prize money). The “members” will be on the hook to fund it, of course.

It’ll be announced right about when the news cycle is threatening to circle back the Epstein files. Remember Epstein? You’re not supposed to.



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.