Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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Distracted yet?

The orange baby will do anything, kill anybody, to save itself. It deserves at least to be in prison, and it knows it. Cue clips of it admitting it’s “not getting into heaven.” Of course, it’s only ever pretended to care about religion, and it probably doesn’t believe in heaven at all.

Look at what’s happened in the past short time, though. It started a war, including killing a school full of little girls. Which it doesn’t give a shit about. It fired Ice Barbie and hired that scatterbrained Okie (maybe he’s not scatterbrained; as a former MMA fighter maybe the poor guy is suffering from CTE). I’m sure that’s going to be an improvement. But back to the baby. Now it’s threatening Cuba. It’s still killing fishermen in their boats. It’s trying to come up with a way to cancel all future elections now that it realizes how hated it’s becoming.

And all because of what? Could it be the really damning documents in the Epstein Affair are floating nearer and nearer the top of the cesspool? Right, remember Epstein? You’re not supposed to.



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I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.