My human’s a dunce
And I’ll tell you how:
His head’s in tomorrow
While mine’s here and now.
The problem with humans?
Too big in the head.
Their brains are too huge.
So there. It’s been said.
They worry and fret
about stuff that’s not there.
As a dog, I can tell them
’bout what they should care:
Not about things
That they dream and suppose.
The right stuff is closer.
In front of my nose!
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer (among other things) located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. No surprise, she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.
Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity. You can also find some of my minor software projects at GitHub. Nothing very impressive. I mostly write tiny utilities in Python.
I find myself suddenly de-corporatized (their choice, not mine). To help keep the lights on, buy me a coffee!
Artificial Intelligence
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History, sort of
Immorality
Incompetence
Quotations
Resistance
Stories
Tales from the Forest
Technicalities
Tragedy
Unanticipated Consequences
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