Every room inside my house
has a comfy spot that’s mine.
I use each one of them to lounge
But only one at a time.
It’s a slightly vexing issue.
Much like that thing with treats:
I only have a single mouth
that I can use to eat.
Those birds are so much better
’cause it only takes one woof
and all of them will fly away
(at least as far as the roof)
I bet it’s true with squirrels
that one chase will work for three.
But they’re only brave enough for one
to come (because of me!)
But if a group would venture
to come down from their tree,
I’d scare them back all as a bunch
And that’s efficiency!
-Chocolate
