by Chocolate
We dogs all agree about humans and speed:
they haven’t got any! An ongoing need.
Mine wastes his time when I’m wanting to go;
He needs pants, he needs socks, and wouldn’t you know…
When I’m ready and waiting (and practically dying)
He’s messing about with his shoes! Calls it “tying.”
And then there’s his jacket. And then there’s his hat.
After what seems like hours, at last, that is that.
Or so you might think! But me, I just groan.
He turns back around and says “hang on, my phone!”
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