Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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  • Born Today: Elisha Gray

    Everybody knows that Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone — except that two years before Bell demonstrated his, Elisha Gray had a working prototype. The music synthesizer is usually attributed to Robert Moog, who showed his in 1964. But Elisha Gray demonstrated one in 1864. He also invented a version of the first fax machine Continue reading

  • A dizzying story

    Quite a long time ago — about a thousand years, in fact — if you lived in the British Isles and did something foolish, you’d be called “dusilec,” or “dyslíc.” That’s a word that’s been obsolete for quite a long time too, so long that one of its derivatives doesn’t even make sense to us Continue reading

  • Ultracrepidarian

    Dislike a journalist, website, or publication because of their political commentary? If you write a review, try to beat this: “His Journal, then, is a depository for every species of political sophistry and personal calumny. There is no abuse or corruption that does not there find a Jesuitical palliation or a bare-faced vindication. There we Continue reading

  • What’s all the fuss about?

    Magpie surveyed the meadow from her perch on a branch on Hare’s tree. Beaver and Raccoon were just finishing the decorations, the Deer family were trimming the grass here and there, and Hare was loading up tables with all manner of snacks. Dog trotted in from the path with Ferret riding on her back. “Hello, Continue reading

  • Calendar – Does anybody really know what day it is?

    Months are a mess. That is, the names of months are a mess. For instance, “September”, the ninth month, comes from the Latin root “sept-“, meaning seventh. Not only that, but “October” should be the eighth month, “November” the ninth, and “December” the tenth.  The names we use for months come from Latin, and as Continue reading

  • Born today: Claudius

    There’s a surprising birthday recorded on August 1: Claudius, the Roman Emperor (his full name was Tiberius Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus). It’s surprising because Claudius was born in 10 BCE, and it’s extremely unusual to have a record of an individual’s birth from that long ago. The second reason why it’s surprising is that Claudius Continue reading

  • The Engine in your Motorcar

    There are cars powered by gasoline, and they have engines. Then there are cars powered by electricity, and they have motors. A hybrid car, of course, has both a gas engine and an electric motor. The difference can’t just have to do with the fuel, because if you have a small boat, you can attach Continue reading

  • Everything is turned up to 11

    Does it seem to you like people are right about at their limit of annoyance lately? It sure seems that way to me. Screaming at one another, completely losing their composure on airplanes, in stores, and for that matter, nearly wherever they happen to be. Not to mention shooting one another, which is getting more Continue reading

  • Bearing Up

    It was cold in the forest. Everyone had grown their winter fur, except for the birds, who were always explaining how feathers were so much better than fur. Even so, the birds admitted it was cold. Beaver’s pond was frozen over, and he had to come out three times every day to break enough ice Continue reading

  • The Tale of Tales

    June, 2022 What is the story of the three little pigs? The tale of Luke Skywalker? Holden Caulfield? If you walk into a movie without knowing what it is or who’s in it, and the first scene shows an American cowboy winning a gunfight, how does the rest of the movie proceed? You know the Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.

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