Rabbits are bad
But squirrels are worse
Rabbits are quiet
But squirrels can curse!
My sister and I
Can’t abide either sort
And we chase them away.
It’s a job and a sport.
I don’t try to bite them
But Hayley did once
Cause she’s fast, and the rabbit
Was kind of a dunce
Who didn’t quite get
That Hayley is quicker
And also an excellent
Shorty-cut picker.
But when Hayley caught one
She sent it away
“That dumb rabbit,” said Hayley,
“Didn’t know how to play.”
“He just sat there,”
She said, “even when I yelled ‘tag!’”
“Didn’t say ‘yeah you won,’
Didn’t give me a wag.”
So now we just chase them
Right back to their house.
A rabbit’s as useless
As a bird or a mouse.
-Chocolate
