Ever since I bought my humans
I’m afraid that I’ve been gypped;
their sniffers are defective
and they cannot hear at all.
They’re pretty good at tossing
and their thumbs are pretty good,
but their thinkers aren’t so thinky
and I worry that they’ll fall.
But I guess I’d better keep ‘em
‘cause you just can’t trade ‘em in,
I’m pretty sure they mean well
And they sometimes come when called.
-Chocolate
