There was stuff in my yard
and I rolled in it good.
A sniffer joke good for a laugh.
But while I was yukking
it up with my pals
I got captured and put in a bath.
Everybody watch out
because humans are dense
You can’t count on them having
a humorous sense!
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.