Does it sound like boasting?
Does it sound like a brag?
When I say I have
the most awesome wag?
I’ll say as well
I have the trick
of giving the world’s
most perfect lick.
There’s just one problem
I will say:
That stupid squirrel
got away.
-Chocolate
I’m the best, except for one thing
About Me
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.