Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Humans

Their rules are pedantic,
Their feet are gigantic.
Among their many epic fails,
They’ve somehow gone and lost their tails.

For all their talk of giant brains
It’s hard to teach them woofs or yelps
It’s a wonder how they still remain;
That’s why they really need my help.

In spite of what I once intended
I found some I’ve close-befriended;
We like each other quite a lot.
Humans! Never woulda thought.

-Chocolate



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About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.