Those stupid birds
are always tweeting,
and now we’ve found
they’re always eating!
My humans leave
a bunch of seeds
for birds — I guess
that’s what they need.
And their feeder thing?
It’s in my yard!
Those birds ignore
me standing guard!
And then they perch there,
always eating.
And while they eat,
It’s nonstop tweeting!
-Chocolate
I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.
Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.