Pylimitics

"Simplicity" rearranged


Department Of Gruff (DOG)

Every room inside my house
has a comfy spot that’s mine.
I use each one of them to lounge
But only one at a time
.

It’s a slightly vexing issue.
Much like that thing with treats:
I only have a single mouth
that I can use to eat.

Those birds are so much better
’cause it only takes one woof
and all of them will fly away
(at least as far as the roof)

I bet it’s true with squirrels
that one chase will work for three.
But they’re only brave enough for one
to come (because of me!)

But if a group would venture
to come down from their tree,
I’d scare them back all as a bunch
And that’s efficiency!

-Chocolate



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I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.