Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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That makes sense

senses

My human family’s very nice.
I have to say they try;
It’s not their fault I do things
and they cannot figure why.

I guess they’re smart (or sort of),
but a way that they are dense is
that they have never figured out
that I have extra senses.

When I come into any room,
I know (I’m never off),
The best spot I can curl up.
That’s my sense of soft.

And dogs? I know from far away
if they are friend or foe.
It’s not a calculation —
It’s something I just know.

I’ve heard my humans theorize
one extra sense of mine.
They’ve never even guessed the truth:
I have twenty-nine!

-Chocolate



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer (among other things) located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. No surprise, she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

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