Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

unmonetizable content since 1997


It’s all distraction

The orange baby knows the Epstein files have its name all over the place. All it cares about is itself. All it’s worried about is the Epstein files. It’s willing to do anything to change the story, because changing the story is how it has managed to survive for decades. It won’t work forever, but it just might work for long enough.

Early 2026 revelation: give a fool a big gun, or a car with a big engine, or a big hammer, and the fool will eventually fuck things up with the new toy, but before that, the fool will certainly wreak some havoc.



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.