Pylimitics

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  • A nickel for a knucker

    Beowulf, a long poem written sometime around 1000 CE (give or take a century or so), at one point mentions a monster named Nickera, who lives in a lake. In the poem it appears that “Nickera” is the monster’s name, but actually “nicker” (or nicor) was an Old English word for any sort of imaginary… Continue reading

  • One Swell Foop

    Probably because I’m so fell, it fell to me in one fell swoop, as I worked a fell on my loom in my home in the fell, clothed in fells of sheep, to recount the odd history of “fell.”  “Fell” is a perfectly common, modern word. And it’s also rare. And it’s also obsolete and… Continue reading

  • Sferics

    One characteristic of English that makes word games possible is the typical patterns of letter combinations. For instance, there are combinations like “st” and “pr” that you run into all the time. On the other hand, you hardly ever see “kf” or “jp” in combination. When you find a word that includes a rare combination,… Continue reading

  • Charlie Chaplin

    April 16 is Charlie Chaplin’s birthday, so there’s a certain argument that this shouldn’t be written down at all, but pantomimed, in monochrome, accompanied by piano or organ music and with a few narrative cards inserted. That’s the way Chaplin himself would have done it during the prime of his career in silent films. But… Continue reading

  • Robert Edison Fulton, Jr.

    April 15 is the day Robert Edison Fulton, Jr. was born in New York City, in 1909. He was pretty well known, at least in the US, during his lifetime, but I bet you never heard of him. He was a rich kid — his father was the president of an early truck manufacturer, Mack,… Continue reading

  • The steam versions had the best whistles

    Even if you find these discussions hebetating, isn’t it better than being kept in a state of inscience, particularly in regard to the frequently-mixed-up words “then” and “than”? “Then,” as you might already know, has to do with things that happen in sequence. First your nose itches, then you sneeze. “Than” is for comparisons, like… Continue reading

  • In which there are Vocabularies and Poohsticks

    “Pooh!” called Turtle, “How good to see you!” “Hullo, Turtle,” said Pooh. “And hullo Otter, hullo Owl. Are you going to visit Eeyore too? That’s where I’m going.” “Why no, not exactly,” said Owl. “We were having a bit of a walk while we talked something over.” “Yes, exactly,” said Turtle, “and that’s why it’s… Continue reading

  • In which Pooh meets a Very Small Bird

    Winnie-the-Pooh stepped out of his front door just after breakfast one morning. It was a lovely day, and he thought he would do his Stoutness Exercises in the fresh air. After that he would go visit Piglet, and perhaps they would go see how Tigger, Roo, and Kanga were getting on.  Pooh put his feet… Continue reading

  • Tin Pan Alley

    When you hear the phrase “tin pan alley,” if you think of anything at all, you probably think of the US music business. The term began to be used around the turn of the 20th Century, and at the time referred to a specific location: 28th Street between Broadway and 6th Avenue. That was where… Continue reading

  • Honk!

    Sometimes you hear a performance called the performer’s “swan song.” It’s supposed to mean that it’s a last performance. The final speech of an ousted politician is sometimes called the same thing. But what do swans have to do with it, and why a song? Swans don’t sing — different kinds of swans make different… Continue reading

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I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer (among other things) located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. No surprise, she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

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