Long ago, as a little pup
the humans I knew were jerks.
Since then I’ve gotten better ones;
our relationship? It works.
If you’re a tailed reader
with bad humans, do not worry.
There are better ones around
and you can change your story.
Other dogs have come to me.
To them I have explained:
Don’t settle for any old humans;
Find the ones who can be trained.
-Chocolate
