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Hodmandod

In 1593 Gabriel Harvey wrote a piece called Pierce’s Supererogation, or a New Praise of the Old Ass. It was basically an extended insult of a fellow named Thomas Nashe, and in part he refers to him as “…a dodkin author, whose two swords are like the horns of a hodmandod…”. In this he was evoking the subject of an ancient English riddle:

“Though not a cow I have horns;

Though not an ass I carry a pack-saddle;

And wherever I go I leave silver behind me.”

Likewise, in 1654 John Webster wrote Applus and Virginia in which he said “I am an Ant, a Gnat, a worm..a Hodmondod amongst flies.” Other contemporary writers also used “hoddy-doddy” and “hodman-did” to mean the same thing.

Etymology is no help here; nobody knows where “hodmandod” came from. It might be related to “dod”, but that’s just as obsolete as the first word, and its origin is also a complete mystery. It was probably a word from a local dialect that became more widely used a few centuries ago. And it’s not completely obsolete. Although it hasn’t been in widespread use since the 1800s, reportedly it can still be heard in at least a dialect around Norfolk, England. 

There’s a similar-sounding word that used to be confused with hodmandod: “dudman.” But they’re not at all related; a “dudman” was a scarecrow — “duds” is fading out, but is still an obscure term for clothing. Because you’d only use your old, ragged clothing for a scarecrow, “duds” came to mean tattered, useless clothes, and that’s where the figurative sense of “dud” came from: something that’s of no use or does not work. 

But back to hodmandod. If you haven’t guessed at this point — and the riddle is really the only decent clue here; there’s nothing in the sound or derivation of “hodmandod” to suggest its meaning — a “hodmandod” is a snail. 



About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer (among other things) located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. No surprise, she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

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