Pylimitics

Simplicity rearranged

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  • No cutting

    In the US, people “line up”, while in the UK, people “queue up”. But in 1837, Thomas Carlyle wrote: “That talent…of spontaneously standing in queue, distinguishes the French People.” The use of “queue” to mean a sequence of people waiting for their turn dates from the 1790s — in French. Carlyle’s quote from 1827 is Continue reading

  • Wingardium Leviosa, indeed

    Imagine what it’s like to know nothing at all about how to read. Not even a general idea that the marks on a page are “letters” that represent sounds, or that when put together they represent the words you’re already familiar with hearing. If you’re from a society that’s mostly illiterate, or “preliterate,” it might Continue reading

  • A handful of loam

    Spring is here, so it’s getting to be time for gardening. If you’re good at gardening, you’re said to have a “green thumb.” But get on a plane from New York to London and somewhere along the way a strange anatomical effect occurs: the green leaves your thumb and seeps sideways, and by the time Continue reading

  • Nearly all startups fail

    Feckless liar and scam artist Musk has purported to be running the DOGE fake department like a tech-startup founder. Fun fact: the only reason Musk has ever been called a “founder” of a startup is because he sued the actual founders and part of his demands were to be referred to as a founder. Anyway, Continue reading

  • Get a horse!

    There’s a lot of talk about “dashboards” in the business world today. Everybody wants a dashboard presenting a summary of relevant information. Some software products are, to users, dashboards. The ready analogy, of course, is the dashboard in an automobile. It also occurs to me that as manufacturers switched from analog gauges to electrical indicators Continue reading

  • How about a compact 2hp outboard motor?

    There’s an old saying “up a creek without a paddle.” It means you’re in trouble — maybe fairly serious difficulty. You’ll sometimes see a shorter version, “up a creek,” which means the same thing. But you’ll only hear this expression in the US (or possibly in Australia and New Zealand), where a “creek” is a Continue reading

  • Have some fondue while you read this

    When you’re “fond” of something or someone, it’s a feeling of affection or liking. Most people don’t think that’s “foolish or stupid,” but that’s where the word “fond” comes from. Its origin is in the Middle English word “fonnen,” which was a verb meaning “to be stupid” or “to make a fool of someone.” If Continue reading

  • A whale of a tale, but fishy

    If a sailor pulled up his anchor only to discover that one of the flukes had snagged a big fluke, they would probably dismiss it as just a fluke. But the real fluke would, of course, be that the sailor had inadvertently encountered all three English words that are “fluke” in the course of a Continue reading

  • This post is okay for now

    In the computing field there’s a word: “kludge.” It’s mysterious in a couple of ways. It means a solution to a problem — usually a software solution — that’s clumsy, thrown together, and inelegant, but works anyway (at least for the moment).  The first mystery about “kludge” is how it’s spelled. The word is generally Continue reading

  • Walk like an Egyptian

    Although the ancient Egyptians were as far in the past for the ancient Greeks as those Greeks are to us, some of the ideas of their astrologers have stuck around as solidly as the Pyramids. Those astrologers calculated that there were two days every month when you definitely shouldn’t start anything important. Don’t begin a Continue reading

About Me

I’m Pete Harbeson, a writer located near Boston, Massachusetts. In addition to writing my own content, I’ve learned to translate for my loquacious and opinionated pup Chocolate Bossypaws. I shouldn’t be surprised, but she mostly speaks in doggerel. You can find her contributions tagged with Chocolatiana.

Check out my other blog, Techlimitics, where I’m grappling with the nature of simplicity.

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